The US Forest service has Smoky the Bear (“only you can prevent forest fires”). McGruff is the crime dog (“take a bite out of crime”). Scam911 has Vera and Vern: “Be smart, be wise, always verifies”. Actually, the complete motto is a bit longer:
“We’re birdbrains when it comes to grammer,
But we know how to deal with scammers–
Be smart
Be wise–
Always verifies.”
Vera (right) and Vern (left) are 2 closely related but different species of vireos. Vern is an endangered Least Bell’s Vireo, while Vera is a white-eyed vireo, who, in California, was very far away from her normal territory range. That posed a problem for her in terms of mating with her own species, but Vern, rather literally, embraced the opportunity. They raised at least 4 chicks to maturity that we know of.

This photo is courtesy of Lisa D Allen, Ecologist, USGS Western Ecological Research Center. Thank you for your public service, Ms. Allen.
And here’s a sample of the 2 lovebirds (I mean vireos) singing to 1 another.
Vern’s song was recorded by Matt Wistrand,
dibird.com
and Vera’s was recorded by Robert C. Benson at
Wikimedia.org
Both songs were shared under Creative Commons Licenses. Thanks, gentlemen. I performed a final mix, reducing traffic noise and copying the songs into 1 clip, as well as identifying the 2 songsters. I hope all these individuals would be glad to know their hard work has been employed in the service of celebrating diversity, fighting scams, and helping victims. Thank you all again and wishing you much success in all your endeavors.
Other Internet Guardian Angels
We have a few other internet guardian angels here at scam911.org, who participated in writing a poem for you about online security.
The first is Ollie Owl.
His line is:
“Stop and think
w/screeching breaks and a wood fire at the end symbolizing thinking, as in, “wood burning”, or is that too old a metaphor for younger folks to understand?
The next is Ms. Myra Mouse. She’s lying on a mousepad facing us, her ears are mouse buttons, and her line is:
“Before you click that link!”
Next is Billy Beaver. He’s wearing a tool belt and holding a screwdriver. His very classic line is:
“And then say ‘screw it!’
And they all agree in unison:
“Just don’t do it!”
Last is a high-heeled toad named Tina who says:
“And then up pipes Ms. Tina the toad,
Saying “And that also applies to qr codes. (mine’s an exception, of course).
Thus, the poem in its entirety reads:
Stop and think
Before you click that link!
And then say ‘screw it’!”
“Just don’t do it!”
And then up pipes Ms. Tina the toad,
Saying “And that also applies to qr codes.”
